Fozzie: These encyclopedia are where you open it up, the subject comes to you! Look at "P", a parrot! Parrot appears Piggy: Neat! How about "O"? Fozzie: Careful, because you may get the. Piggy: Is this anything funny? Fozzie: Not at all, M'aam. *That's* the joke.įozzie has given up on comedy and now taken a job as a door-to-door salesman Piggy: Who is it? Fozzie: Door-to-door salesman. Wokka wokka wokka.įozzie: What's the difference between an orange? Nanny: Go ahead, Fozzie, finish the joke. Fozzie: Okay, hey wall, why did the man put a sweater on his hot dog? Because it was a chili dog. Piggy: If you have to tell jokes then tell them to the wall. Season 2 (1985) Fozzie's Last Laugh Piggy: Scooter, if you had ten hot dogs and Skeeter took three of them, what would you have? Fozzie: He'd have a tummy ache. Fozzie: That's what I said, Cuchacca the Bookie. Fozzie: Oh, I know who I can play! I could play Whewbacca the Cookie! Kermit: Um, that's Chewbacca the Wookie, Fozzie. Kermit: Gee, what do producers do, Piggy? Piggy: THEY FIRE DIRECTORS! (lunges at Gonzo) Piggy: And I'm going to be the producer. Gonzo's Video Show Gonzo: Hey, stay in focus. Your big sister had babies, that makes you an uncle, and the babies are your nieces and nephews. Skeeter: Kermit! Nobody asks to be an uncle. Kermit: Uncle Kermie? I never asked to be an uncle. Piggy: (about Robin) He's adorable, just like his Uncle Kermie. Piggy: I say it's a tadpole and he went down a tadpole hole and if you don't want to wind up stuffed in a weirdo hole you better keep quiet! The pictures show Alice chasing a white rabbit down a rabbit hole not a tadpole hole. (as herself) Oh, I'm falling! Gonzo: Hold everything! You're not telling the story right, Piggy. Piggy: And so Piggy followed the little tadpole down its tadpole hole. Close Encounters of the Frog Kind Kermit: They don't call me the fastest gum in the west for nothing, ya know. Gonzo: That's okay, I don't know what synchronize means anyway.įozzie: This fantasy is rated PG. Slime monster! Kids: Slime monster! Animal: Monster! Aah! Beaker: Slime monster!įozzie: When does a ghost need a license? Slime Monster: Fozzie: During haunting season! Pretty funny, huh? Slime Monster: Raiders of the Lost Muppet For a minute there, I was getting worried. There aren't any slime monsters around here, uh, are there? Slime monster: Fozzie: That's good. Skeeter: Are you sure you saw the slime monster in that closet, Gonzo? Gonzo: I don't know. Gonzo: Slime Monster: Kids: Slime monster! Gonzo: Let's get outta here! Help! Why? Kermit: 10? Why, uh, I think we picked up a stray. How many of us were there when we started the story? Gonzo: 10. Season 1 (1984) Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark? 4.3 This Little Piggy went to Hollywood.4.2 Journey to the Center of the Nursery.1.3 Close Encounters of the Frog Kind.
1.1 Who's Afraid of the Big, Bad Dark?.
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